The country-Queensland woman was visiting Melbourne. She then entered a hardware store.
As soon as she stopped to examine a bedpan, the seller, a Melbournian man, asked: So, are you going to take the Queenslander?
The woman: Queenslander? As far as I know, this is a bedpan.
The seller: No, no, no. Here we call them Queenslanders.
The woman: Hum.
The seller: So, what size are you looking for?
The woman: Of the size that fits one kilo, one kilo and a half of Melbournians... .
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