Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Heavens and Utilitarianism

Everyone was revolted because Manuel entered heavens, so that they all went to complain with God: This man is an animal! He has almost killed tons of people with his dangerous driving.

God then said, I sometimes manage things based on results: This time I worried about the conversion rate. 

My Lord, You should not think of exchange rates and money, since this is not a heavenly topic.

God then said, No, no, no. It is like this: People enter his cab and in less than five minutes I hear, Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!

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