Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Heavens and Utilitarianism

Everyone was revolted because Manuel entered heavens, so that they all went to complain with God: 'This man is an animal! He has almost killed tons of people with his dangerous driving.'

God then said, 'I sometimes manage things based on results: This time I worried about the conversion rate.' 

'My Lord, You should not think of exchange rates and money, since this is not a heavenly topic.'

God then said, 'No, no, no. It is like this: People enter his cab and in less than five minutes I hear, Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!'

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