He answered: I always do that.
Tuesday, 29 October 2024
Eternal Love
He answered: I always do that.
Monday, 12 August 2019
Wednesday, 20 March 2019
Saturday, 9 February 2019
Never Asked Before
And they asked...
The answer:
(Bonner & Partners, 10/02/2019)
so that we all die of shock more easily!
Friday, 18 January 2019
14 Virgins
Word goes around that The Islamic happily commit suicide, the so-called suicide bombing, because they are sure they will get 14 virgins after death.
The Catholics, on the other hand, believe that you may go to hell if you kill yourself, for that is against the will of God, who plans your death as well as your birth, and those are higher order moments.
Conciliation means: after death, there is space and ETs. You may go to planet x or y, all depending on your deeds. If you commit suicide, these are the looks of your 14s:
Saturday, 12 January 2019
When What You Think Is The Only Possible Truth
The Australian native woman was going on about how the American native systems worked well because only the native white American people were inside of them.
She had problems with Amazon.com and decided to solve them via chat.
She had problems with Amazon.com and decided to solve them via chat.
An employee appeared in the rectangular chat screen: what can I help you with, madam?
She goes: all was fine when it was Create Space. It is now KDP and you obliged me to swap. Nothing works, especially pagination.
He goes: what is Create Space and KDP, madam?
She stops to read his name in the chat rectangle and lashes: can I please swap you for the American?
Friday, 30 November 2018
How Many of You?
How many engineers does it take to swap a light bulb?
Three: two to hold the chair and one to keep the light bulb firm as the chair holders go around in circles until the light bulb is firmly attached to the socket.
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