It happened in Utah, USA: The nurse tries to explain to the cop that he cannot demand a blood sample of a person who did not consent unless he has a warrant.
The cop does not have a warrant.
Result: The nurse is arrested...
Saturday 2 September 2017
Friday 7 April 2017
Thursday 6 April 2017
Cross Multiply
Joke brings one interesting joke: What do you get if you cross a climber with a mosquito?
Tuesday 28 March 2017
How Many of You?
A mathematical joke asks, How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
The answer is then a mathematical expression that means one:
Monday 20 March 2017
Soft Drink and Prizes
A little boy from Queensland was crazy about Coke.
One day he got a prize.
One of the lids said he got a prize.
He went to the depot to pick it up.
It was a huge huge, really huge, box.
One day he got a prize.
One of the lids said he got a prize.
He went to the depot to pick it up.
It was a huge huge, really huge, box.
He had to open it.
He carried it in the bus and everyone kept on starring at it.
He carried it in the bus and everyone kept on starring at it.
He got home and his relatives all watched him unpacking: The first huge box was gone.
Now there was a slightly smaller box.
Everyone wanted to know what would come after this one.
He then unpacked.
One more box was gone but there was an even smaller box inside of that one.
He kept on unpacking.
Another box appeared.
Unpacked.
Another one.
He was now by the fifth box.
Still unpacking.
From size of a microwave's box to the size of a socks' box.
Still unpacking.
Tenth box.
Now it came one that looked like a ring's box.
It was the last box: Size of a ring.
He opens it.
Nothing is inside of the box but a sentence.
The sentence: Next time drink Fanta.
Now there was a slightly smaller box.
Everyone wanted to know what would come after this one.
He then unpacked.
One more box was gone but there was an even smaller box inside of that one.
He kept on unpacking.
Another box appeared.
Unpacked.
Another one.
He was now by the fifth box.
Still unpacking.
From size of a microwave's box to the size of a socks' box.
Still unpacking.
Tenth box.
Now it came one that looked like a ring's box.
It was the last box: Size of a ring.
He opens it.
Nothing is inside of the box but a sentence.
The sentence: Next time drink Fanta.
Sunday 29 January 2017
Tell Us Later
Norman May had died.
A certain writer wanted to write a text with the following heading: Norman May Is Now Past.
Someone quickly said: Tell us that in June because otherwise we may not understand.
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