Friday 30 November 2018

How Many of You?

How many engineers does it take to swap a light bulb?



Three: two to hold the chair and one to keep the light bulb firm as the chair holders go around in circles until the light bulb is firmly attached to the socket.








I Am Who I Am

It is a boarding house and that means that you can hear your next-door neighbor fart or tie his belt up.


He was on the mobile to the back of the other bedroom. I heard because I was in that bedroom; in the other bedroom. 


He said: Are you guys gonna dress smart?


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He said: Right, then I will go the way I am.