14 Virgins

Word goes around that The Islamic happily commit suicide, the so-called suicide bombing, because they are sure they will get 14 virgins after death.

The Catholics, on the other hand, believe that you may go to hell if you kill yourself, for that is against the will of God, who plans your death as well as your birth, and those are higher order moments. 

Conciliation means: after death, there is space and ETs. You may go to planet x or y, all depending on your deeds. If you commit suicide, these are the looks of your 14s:

Laugh a bit, please

When What You Think Is The Only Possible Truth

The Australian native woman was going on about how the American native systems worked well because only the native white American people were inside of them. 


She had problems with Amazon.com and decided to solve them via chat. 

An employee appeared in the rectangular chat screen: what can I help you with, madam?

She goes: all was fine when it was Create Space. It is now KDP and you obliged me to swap. Nothing works, especially pagination. 

He goes: what is Create Space and KDP, madam? 

She stops to read his name in the chat rectangle and lashes: can I please swap you for the American? 

His screen name was Roman. 

Laugh a bit, please