(Bonner & Partners, 10/02/2019)
so that we all die of shock more easily!
Saturday, 9 February 2019
Friday, 18 January 2019
14 Virgins
Word goes around that The Islamic happily commit suicide, the so-called suicide bombing, because they are sure they will get 14 virgins after death.
The Catholics, on the other hand, believe that you may go to hell if you kill yourself, for that is against the will of God, who plans your death as well as your birth, and those are higher order moments.
Conciliation means: after death, there is space and ETs. You may go to planet x or y, all depending on your deeds. If you commit suicide, these are the looks of your 14s:
Saturday, 12 January 2019
When What You Think Is The Only Possible Truth
The Australian native woman was going on about how the American native systems worked well because only the native white American people were inside of them.
She had problems with Amazon.com and decided to solve them via chat.
She had problems with Amazon.com and decided to solve them via chat.
An employee appeared in the rectangular chat screen: what can I help you with, madam?
She goes: all was fine when it was Create Space. It is now KDP and you obliged me to swap. Nothing works, especially pagination.
He goes: what is Create Space and KDP, madam?
She stops to read his name in the chat rectangle and lashes: can I please swap you for the American?
Friday, 30 November 2018
How Many of You?
How many engineers does it take to swap a light bulb?
Three: two to hold the chair and one to keep the light bulb firm as the chair holders go around in circles until the light bulb is firmly attached to the socket.
I Am Who I Am
It is a boarding house and that means that you can hear your next-door neighbor fart or tie his belt up.
He was on the mobile to the back of the other bedroom. I heard because I was in that bedroom; in the other bedroom.
He said: Are you guys gonna dress smart?
...
He said: Right, then I will go the way I am.
Tuesday, 9 October 2018
Russian Dolls - Magnifique!
You won't believe what this is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VezPcS4r5Ws
Netcheporenko - Russian Dolls - The world greatest Cabaret
Monday, 23 July 2018
The Name of the Family
My good mother always told me: Marcia, my dear daughter, you do not denounce your relatives at the police station because there are more things that should matter, things beyond their crimes, so say your surname.
That is when I started thinking that my surname was really important.
I never saw it in the social columns of the newspaper and Rio de Janeiro was always completely crazy about what they call socialites.
Socialities are basically people who are always invited to attend parties that matter, meaning those that appear in the dominant media.
Socialities are basically people who are always invited to attend parties that matter, meaning those that appear in the dominant media.
I had to go through December to agree with mum: every family in the Country seemed to say, in loud and good sound, and every year, at that height, that there could be no Christmas without a Pinheiro.
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