Sunday, 3 May 2015

What Are You Doing Down There?

This is from the Brazilian Army, told by the General Braganca (Jayme Braganca Pinheiro):

The soldier was doing the rounds when he heard muffled voices coming from under the bridge. 

As he glanced in that direction, he saw an Army hat with the lieutenant's insignia on it and a female's purse.

He then decided to speak from where he was: Lieutenant, what are you two doing down there?

The lieutenant replied: Creating... Creating people.

A Second Infamous Joke

What did the tunnel say to the train?

Come quickly, yummy!

One Infamous Joke

He: Was it good for you?

She: What?