Saturday, 21 May 2016

A Racist Joke: The Jews

They say, like everywhere on earth, that Jewish people are very much avaricious. We would hope that is just prejudice, but this man, Yohanes, was dying, and his wife, Sarah, came to speak to him at his death bed.

Sarah: Yohanes, is there anything you would like to ask your wife, Sarah, here?
Yohanes: Yes, Sarah, yes. 
Sarah: Whatever you say, Yohanes.
Yohanes: You know I will probably die in hours.
Sarah: Yes, Yohanes, I do.
Yohanes: There is only one thing I would like to ask you.
Sarah: What is it, Yohanes?
Yohanes: That you light off the candle after I pass away.

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